Thursday, May 19, 2011

Another Blogging Break - Catch You in June! (Unless the Apocalypse Comes on May 21)

(Switch on Dr. Nick Riviera voice)

Hi Everybody!

(End Dr. Nick voice)

So, it's once again time for me to take a brief pause - but never fear, I'll be back again in June, with more posts to inform, amuse, entertain, incite, anger, provoke, confuse, irritate, and placate.

In the meantime, check out the archives (over on the right edge of the page) to catch up on past, excellent (if I do say so myself) posts that you may have missed before. By my count, there are 163 posts to read other than this one, so I hope that's enough to keep you entertained for the next couple of weeks.

If it's not, feel free to browse my always-updated (except for the next two weeks) feed of articles that I find interesting but that I won't have time to write about.

Or, in the event that the apocalypse begins on May 21, as some predict, I hope the readers of this blog are some of the select few that God takes up to Heaven in the rapture, and that this blog provides some comfort to all the tormented souls left behind until God destroys the world on October 21. The pamphlet I got in the mail trying to convince me that the world is ending in a few days left me with more than a few doubts, however - after all, I'm pretty sure the end of the world has been predicted approximately 174,876 times before, and thus far, 0.0000% of the predictions have turned out to be accurate. In fact, this same group predicted that the world would end in 1994, which only makes me more skeptical of their claims. I anticipate similar embarrassment this time, but I suppose anything's possible ....

Anyway, while I'm gone, feel free to browse, post, comment, get into fights with each other, etc. - make yourselves at home. I'll clean up after I get back, if necessary, if the world is still around. Take care of yourselves, and see you in a bit!


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