https://angrybureaucrat.com/collections/all.atom angrybureaucrat 2024-03-15T17:22:15-05:00 angrybureaucrat https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161350357097 2024-03-15T17:22:15-05:00 2024-03-15T17:22:15-05:00 Sea Salt Sage Organic Alcohol Perfume, Eau De Parfum Beauty Hensley Asher Co.

Vendor: Hensley Asher Co.
Type: Beauty
Price: 48.00

Details: Sea Salt Sage- A lovely blend of sea salt, white sage, beach juniper, jasmine, gardenia, weathered driftwood, cedar and musk. Smells like a tranquil walk on the beach in fresh salty sea air!

Fragrance Notes: Top: ozone, white sage, sea salt Middle: beach Juniper, jasmine vines, island gardenia Base: weathered driftwood, cedar, musk

Eau de Parfum Ingredients: -Organic Sugarcane Alcohol -Parfum/fragrance (perfume oil + essential oil blend) -Water Free of phthalates and parabens. Handcrafted, vegan and cruelty-free. (1.7 fl.oz. / 50ml glass bottle with silver fine mist spray atomizer)

Perfume may darken over time due to oxidation of essential oils

Shelf Life: 2 years

For external use only, do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes. Please perform a small patch test to ensure that you are not allergic to any of the ingredients listed. Please discontinue use if you have any adverse reactions.

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beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory perfume https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161350357097 1.7 oz. / Sea Salt Sage 48.00 HENSLEYEDP-W24-SEA BIN WW 198
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161349963881 2024-03-15T17:22:13-05:00 2024-03-15T17:22:13-05:00 Ghost Tide Organic Alcohol Perfume, Eau De Parfum Beauty Hensley Asher Co.

Vendor: Hensley Asher Co.
Type: Beauty
Price: 48.00

Details: Ghost Tide- This scent opens with notes of elderberry, bergamot and orange blossoms. Night blooming jasmine, honeysuckle, hyacinth, eucalyptus, and clove give way to a base of driftwood, vetiver, musk and cashmere. This haunting fragrance feels like dipping into cool white tide, while basking under the pale, silvery, glow of moonlight.

Fragrance Notes: Top: elderberry, bergamot, orange blossoms, air Middle: jasmine, honeysuckle, hyacinth, eucalyptus, clove Base: driftwood, vetiver, cashmere, musk

Eau de Parfum Ingredients: -Organic Sugarcane Alcohol -Parfum/fragrance (perfume oil + essential oil blend) -Water Free of phthalates and parabens. Handcrafted, vegan and cruelty-free. (1.7 fl.oz. / 50ml glass bottle with silver fine mist spray atomizer)

Perfume may darken over time due to oxidation of essential oils

Shelf Life: 2 years

For external use only, do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes. Please perform a small patch test to ensure that you are not allergic to any of the ingredients listed. Please discontinue use if you have any adverse reactions.

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beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory perfume https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161349963881 1.7 oz. / Ghost Tide 48.00 HENSLEYEDP-W24-GST BIN WW 198
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161348325481 2024-03-15T17:22:11-05:00 2024-03-15T17:22:11-05:00 Coco Shade Organic Alcohol Perfume, Eau De Parfum Beauty Hensley Asher Co.

Vendor: Hensley Asher Co.
Type: Beauty
Price: 48.00

Details: Coco Shade- A warm and inviting scent that opens with creamy notes of coconut, shea butter and amber while sitting on cozy notes of musk, cedar wood, and Madagascar vanilla bean. Feels like sitting under the shade of a coconut palm while the warmth of vanilla air caresses your skin.

Fragrance Notes: Top: coconut shavings, coconut milk Middle: shea butter, sensual amber Base Notes: cashmere musk, white cedarwood, madagascar vanilla bean

Eau de Parfum Ingredients: -Organic Sugarcane Alcohol -Parfum/fragrance (perfume oil + essential oil blend) -Water Free of phthalates and parabens. Handcrafted, vegan and cruelty-free. (1.7 fl.oz. / 50ml glass bottle with silver fine mist spray atomizer)

Perfume may darken over time due to oxidation of essential oils

Shelf Life: 2 years

For external use only, do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes. Please perform a small patch test to ensure that you are not allergic to any of the ingredients listed. Please discontinue use if you have any adverse reactions.

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beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory perfume https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161348325481 1.7 oz. / Coco Shade 48.00 HENSLEYEDP-W24-COC BIN WW 198
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161346195561 2024-03-15T17:22:09-05:00 2024-03-15T17:22:09-05:00 11.11 Organic Alcohol Perfume, Eau De Parfum Beauty Hensley Asher Co.

Vendor: Hensley Asher Co.
Type: Beauty
Price: 48.00

Details: 11.11 - This magical and sultry scent opens with notes of indigo plum, amber and crème de cassis. Leading to sensual jasmine blooms and black orchids while twirling to a warm base of vanilla woods and musk. Feels like fulfilled desires while making a wish at 11:11.

Fragrance Notes: Top: Indigo Plum, Amber, Creme de Cassis Middle: Jasmine Blooms, Black Orchid Bottom: Vanilla Woods, Warm Musk

Eau de Parfum Ingredients: -Organic Sugarcane Alcohol -Parfum/fragrance (perfume oil + essential oil blend) -Water Free of phthalates and parabens. Handcrafted, vegan and cruelty-free. (1.7 fl.oz. / 50ml glass bottle with silver fine mist spray atomizer)

Perfume may darken over time due to oxidation of essential oils

Shelf Life: 2 years

For external use only, do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes. Please perform a small patch test to ensure that you are not allergic to any of the ingredients listed. Please discontinue use if you have any adverse reactions.

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beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory perfume https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161346195561 1.7 oz. / 11.11 48.00 HENSLEYEDP-W24-1111 BIN WW 198
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161339904105 2024-03-05T15:49:52-06:00 2024-03-05T15:49:52-06:00 Poo~Pourri Beach Bum 2oz Beauty Poo-Pourri

Vendor: Poo-Pourri
Type: Beauty
Price: 10.50

Details: Poo~Pourri Beach Bum, Before-You-Go Toilet Spray 2 oz 

If you like piña coladas and not smellin' your own… well, ya know! Fresh coconut, tropical orchid, and the sweet smell of toasted praline perfectly blend to smell like vacay in a bottle. Go ahead and mark your calendars OOO, pour yourself a frozen cocktail, and spritz the loo for a trip to the beach!

Scent: coconut + orchid + toasted praline

Size: 2 oz - up to 100 uses per bottle Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray leaves your bathroom smelling fresh and clean. Simply spray the water in the bowl with Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray before using the toilet to prevent odors before they begin! Made with 100% natural essential oils!

How It Works: Shake well. Spritz 3-5 sprays into the toilet bowl on the water’s surface. Proceed to do your thing.

Natural + Clean: We use no synthetic fragrance, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, or formaldehyde.

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https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161340100713 2024-03-05T15:49:07-06:00 2024-03-05T15:49:07-06:00 Poo~Pourri Potty On, Birthday Cake, 2oz Beauty Poo-Pourri

Vendor: Poo-Pourri
Type: Beauty
Price: 10.50

Details: Let's take it back. You're 8 years old, helping your mom bake a homemade funfetti birthday cake (and by "helping" we mean getting flour absolutely everywhere and annoying her to let you lick the spoon until she caves). Is there any better smell than that of childhood and birthday cake? Poo~Pourri Potty On! Its perfect recipe of sugary, sweet notes of vanilla, buttercream and caramalized sugar mixed with toasted almost and warm coconut will leave your freshly baked #2s smelling like freshly baked cake.

Scent: Birthday Cake - vanilla + sugar + buttercream

Size: 2 oz - Up to 100 uses per bottle Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray leaves your bathroom smelling fresh and clean. Simply spray the water in the bowl with Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray before using the toilet to prevent odors before they begin! Made with 100% natural essential oils!

How It Works: Shake well. Spritz 3-5 sprays into the toilet bowl on the water’s surface. Proceed to do your business. 

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accessoreis accessories accessory accessorys beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory poopourri toilet spray https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161340100713 2 oz. / Birthday Cake 10.50 BB10185-W525-BRC BIN 99
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161340592233 2024-03-05T15:48:24-06:00 2024-03-05T15:48:24-06:00 Poo~Pourri Tropic Like It's Hot® 2oz, Toilet Spray Beauty Poo-Pourri

Vendor: Poo-Pourri
Type: Beauty
Price: 10.25

Details: What tropical dreams are made of, Poo~Pourri Tropic Like It's Hot® will trick your nose into thinking it's on vacation in Antigua. Its sweet blend of island fruits like pineapple and orange plus feminine florals like plumeria and jasmine pair perfectly with the spice of vanilla and tonka. Get that bathroom PTO ready and prepare to relax, because you're about to put the "rest" in "restroom."

Scent: Pineapple + Jasmine + Tonka Size: 2 oz up to 100 uses per bottle HOW TO USE 1. Spritz 3-5 sprays into the bowl to create a film on the water’s surface. 2. The barrier traps 99% of odor below the surface, before it ever begins. 3. All you’ll smell is a refreshing bouquet of natural essential oils.

How It Works: Shake well. Spritz 3-5 sprays into the toilet bowl on the water’s surface. Proceed to do your business. 

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beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory poopourri toilet spray https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161340592233 2 oz. / Tropic Like It's Hot 10.25 BB8924-W525-TLH BIN 99
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161341247593 2024-03-05T15:47:26-06:00 2024-03-05T15:47:26-06:00 Poo~Pourri Vanilla Petals + Santal Toilet Spray 2oz Beauty Poo-Pourri

Vendor: Poo-Pourri
Type: Beauty
Price: 10.50

Details: Limited time only Spring/ Summer Poo~Pourri Collection! Vanilla Petals & Santal is equal parts sexy and sweet. Romantic notes of rose and the soft scents of vanilla intertwine with luscious lotus flower and rich sandalwood for hiney harmony. This blend will leave your restroom smelling like a giant but gentle handsome hunk just showed up to your door, flowers in hand. Hubba hubba.

Size: 2 oz - up to 100 uses per bottle Scent notes: lotus blossom + vanilla + santal Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray leaves your bathroom smelling fresh and clean. Simply spray the water in the bowl with Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray before using the toilet to prevent odors before they begin! Made with 100% natural essential oils!

How it Works: Shake bottle well. Spritz 3-5 sprays into the toilet bowl on the water’s surface. Proceed to do your thing. *finger snap*

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accessoreis accessories accessory accessorys beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory poopourri toilet spray https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161341247593 2 oz. / Vanilla Petals + Santal 10.50 BB11480-W525-VAN BIN 99
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161363038313 2024-03-05T15:34:35-06:00 2024-03-05T15:34:35-06:00 I Love Me - Fizzing Epsom Bath Soak Beauty Latika Beauty

Vendor: Latika Beauty
Type: Beauty
Price: 8.00

Details: Jump into a fizzy adventure with our Fizztastic Bath Soak! Infused with Epsom salt, it turns your tub into an effervescent sanctuary that soothes and revitalizes. Get set for a soak that's all about fun and rejuvenation. Ready your rubber duckies – it's time for a bubbly blast! 🛁✨

Epsom salt - magnesium sulfate (Epsom salt) can help soothe your tired muscles and help you detoxify your mind and body. USP-grade pure Epsom salt is known for its exceptional purity and therapeutic value.

Coconut Milk: Rich in nourishing fats, coconut milk enhances skin elasticity and combats dryness. this soak offers profound hydration, leaving your skin feeling soft and radiant.

ULTRA MOISTURIZING- made with a generous amount of natural oils, including coconut, shea, sweet almond, avocado, and grapeseed oils.

Scent description: Fresh, clean, and warm scent of oats and honey 4oz bag

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https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161364414569 2024-03-05T15:33:24-06:00 2024-03-05T15:33:24-06:00 Self Care - Bath Soak - Vegan Bath Milk 🥛 Beauty Latika Beauty

Vendor: Latika Beauty
Type: Beauty
Price: 8.00

Details: Self-care 🥛 Valentine's Gift 💗 🥛Unwind your mind and prepare to dip into one of the most calming baths ever. Decadent and soothing notes of warm creamy oats and fresh, raw, golden honey. With hints of vanilla and musk.

NEW SOAK! Now in Self Care! Epsom salt - magnesium sulfate (Epsom salt) can help soothe the skin and help relax the mind and body.

USP-grade pure Epsom salt is known for its exceptional purity and therapeutic value. 🥥Organic coconut milk- this soothing addition of coconut milk works to hydrate, calm, and repair dry, itchy skin while maintaining its natural softness.

4oz bag

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https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161366478953 2024-03-05T15:31:43-06:00 2024-03-05T15:31:43-06:00 Signature | Hand Painted | Coconuts Bath Bomb Beauty Latika Beauty

Vendor: Latika Beauty
Type: Beauty
Price: 8.50

Details: A transportive blend of coconut, subtle floral hints, and the mild sweetness of vanilla and musk. Drizzled with copper mineral mica.

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https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161367658601 2024-03-05T15:26:51-06:00 2024-03-05T15:26:51-06:00 ✨ Geode Crystal Inspired Bath Salt - Rose Quartz 🔮 Beauty Latika Beauty

Vendor: Latika Beauty
Type: Beauty
Price: 8.00

Details: Unwind your mind and prepare to dip into one of the most calming baths ever. 🌼 Inspired by Rose quartz Geode Crystals The stone of universal love restores trust and harmony in relationships and promotes self-love, friendship, and peace. 🌼

Complex scent blends Scented with a harmonious symphony of sandalwood and rose blossom. 🌼 Epsom salt & Himalayan salt Magnesium sulfate (Epsom salt) can help soothe the skin and help relax the mind and body.

USP-grade pure Epsom salt is known for its exceptional purity and therapeutic value. Pink salt from the Himalayas can detoxify the body, reduce inflammation, improve respiratory conditions, and promote overall relaxation

A 4 oz bag is a generous one-bath amount. The bags have a beautiful crystal image with a gold rim. Handmade by Latika in Austin, Texas

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bath beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161367658601 4 oz. / Rose Quartz 8.00 SK-22-W4-RSE BIN WW 125
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161368281193 2024-03-05T15:23:46-06:00 2024-03-05T15:23:46-06:00 🌈 Unicorn Bath Bomb | Signature | Hand Painted Beauty Latika Beauty

Vendor: Latika Beauty
Type: Beauty
Price: 8.50

Details: 🦄 Sweet rainbows and unicorns! This bath bomb is bright blue with a swirl of gold glitter and purple. It smells like robust, plump concord grapes blended with sun-ripened berries.

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bath bathbomb beauty gift gifts holiday gift home and gift madisonandmallory https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161368281193 Unicorn 8.50 BB-31-W4-UNC BIN WW 156
https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7161368641641 2024-03-05T15:23:02-06:00 2024-03-05T15:23:02-06:00 🪸 Mermaid Dreams Bath Bomb Beauty Latika Beauty

Vendor: Latika Beauty
Type: Beauty
Price: 8.50

Details: 🪸A playful combination of ripe black raspberries, dark plum, and warm vanilla. Hand-painted with shades of green mica and purple accents. ]]>
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https://angrybureaucrat.com/products/7026523930729 2023-05-23T18:52:19-05:00 2023-05-23T18:52:19-05:00 Touchland Powermist Hydrating Hand Sanitizer - BACK IN STOCK Gifts Touchland

Vendor: Touchland
Type: Gifts
Price: 10.00

Details: The award-winning hydrating hand sanitizer mist that feels as good as it looks.  Say so long to sticky, goopy hand sanitizers, and hello to our really good, really cute hand sanitizing mist that not only cleans your hands, but makes them soft to touch, and smell good, too. Every bottle of Touchland Power Mist is packed with good-for-you, vegan, and not-sticky ingredients like Aloe Vera and essential oils that spritz lightly and evenly to keep your hands happy (not dry).

● Hydrating. Fast-absorbing. Vegan. Cruelty-free. Dermatologist tested.

● 70% Ethyl Alcohol. Kills 99.99% of most harmful germs.

● 500 sprays.

● 1FL OZ (30ml)

● TSA-approved.

Aloe You Scent: A clean and refreshing splash of aloe juice, sparkling lime, crisp apple and watery pear.

Beach Coco Scent: Escape to an exotic tropical island with this blend of mouth-watering pineapple, fresh coconut water, and creamy vanilla.

Vanilla Blossom Scent: This sunny interpretation of vanilla, blending bright notes of mandarin, coconut water and captivating petals with rich tonka bean and warm vanilla.

Wild Watermelon Scent: Refreshing and sparkling, the fragrance features notes of fresh watermelon, watery florals and crisp green and uplifting fruity facets.

Berry Bliss Scent: An exciting blend of ripe strawberries, black raspberries and exotic peach fall into the sweet embrace of tender violet and a touch of creamy vanilla bean.

Blue Sandalwood Scent: Mysterious and intoxicating with facets of warm sandalwood and rich cedarwood against a fresh burst of crisp lemons and red apple.

Mango Passion Scent: Fresh mango and bright passion fruit nectar are met with the aroma of ripe peaches for a fragrance that’s juicy and invigorating.

Not eligible for discounts

 

Brand: Touchland

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